I hope this letter meets you well. If so, doxology.
For the past few months, I have been watching you with ‘corner eyes’ hoping that you will repent, but unfortunately, this has not turned out to be as it seems repentance is not on the list of your priorities.
I checked my phone this morning after my usual morning prayers and exercise only for me to see that you have for the umpteenth time debited 6.98kobo from my Savings Account which you described as TELCO Charge.
Pray, tell me, do you guys have ‘family problem?’
Could it be that one of your staff members borrowed money from ‘Soko-Loan’ and we’re now the ones helping him to make the repayment? Could it be that you have employed the services of someone who is now using our money to play BetNaija or Virtual?
Wait a minute? Could it also be that you are trying to raise N100 Million for your candidate to buy the APC Presidential nomination form?
If the above is not the case, how else can you explain these senseless deductions which are fast becoming a norm?
See, if you are tired of doing banking-related businesses, I honestly suggest that you venture into ‘Storage Investments.’ Unlike the ‘storage investment lady’ who does not have the semblance of someone that has 10k in her bank account but ended up squandering billions of investor funds, I’m sure you will do better as you already have the looks and the required ‘packaging.’
For: Association of Aggrieved GTB Account Holders (AAGHH)
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
John Olugbemi is a historian, creative writer and communications strategist. An avid reader with a passion for a system that works, he has consistently used his Facebook page to inform, encourage and entertain his friends and followers within and outside Nigeria.
A Google Certified Digital Business Developer, John presently heads the Marketing and Communications Unit of the Millard Fuller Foundation, an organisation with a vision to provide truly affordable homes to Nigerians who are in need.
His hobbies include writing, reading, cooking travelling, and jogging.
He is married to an adorable woman, and they are blessed with three beautiful daughters.