Dear PDP Supporters,

It is with so much concern for your mental health that I write you this letter.

While it is no longer news that your no. 1 unofficial spokesperson, and deputy ‘Tormenter-in-Chief’ of the All-Progressives Congress (APC), Chief Femi-Fani Kayode (FFK) has found his way back to his vomit, I thought to congratulate you for winning the afro man, Senator Shehu Sani to your camp.

When I saw FFK’s social media post on Sunday, 19 September 2021 praising the extra-ordinary feat of our gallant soldiers, I instantly knew he had officially started his job. Hate him or love him, FFK is a man who is unrivalled at what he does, propaganda.

With Queens English heavily laced with vile words, he has the capacity to intimidate his perceived enemies, while convincing those gullible enough to believe him that a cat has the potential of growing into a tiger if properly fed. 
While you may be wondering what political value FFK may add to the APC, those at the helm of affairs recognises his nuisance value, hence the need to quickly have him in their camp. 

As you may recall, FFK singlehandedly gave the ruling party sleepless nights with his brutish attacks both online and offline. He took on the job of the unofficial spokesperson by ensuring he kept the masses informed of the inadequacies of the ruling party.

While I am deeply worried that Nigeria may be gravitating towards a one-party state, I think the PDP urgently needs to restrategise if it intends to wrestle power from the APC in in the coming presidential elections.

From now until 2023, you will see FFK regularly on your timeline defending those whom he had once rubbished. For the sake of your mental health, you may want to unfollow him.

By the way, have you seen his latest write-up where he claimed to have some Fulani blood in him? I have read the write-up, and in all honesty, I am not shocked.

Written by John Olugbemi

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