Here are some good Christmas Jokes that got my ribs cracking and am sure they can crack yours too. Enjoy.

Jesus Is Watching You

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’

 He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

 Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.

 Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

 ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

 ‘Yes’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.’

 The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’

 ‘Moses,’ replied the bird.

 ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

 ‘The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’

Christmas Drama

I was watching the Christmas drama rehearsal by my Church’s drama group today and I nearly collapsed with laughter…it happened that Mary told Joseph she was pregnant, and Joseph shouted “Jesus Christ” for who?

And I became confused… 😂😀😆