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Prophet TB Joshua’s Prophecy proved false as Donald Trump emerged as the 45th President on the United States of America. Few days ago Prophet TB Joshua announced on his facebook page that  the 45th President of the United States of America will be a woman.

In His Prophecy Titled “TB Joshua’s Prophecy on the American Election”

The said “prophecy” had read:

Ten days ago, I saw the new President of America with a narrow win. The new President will be facing several challenges over many issues, including: passing bills, attempts to possibly pass a vote of no confidence on the new President. The boat of the new President will be rocked.

By the way, in order not to keep you in suspense, what I frankly saw is a woman.

However, a check at T.B Joshua’s verified Facebook Page where the announcement was made, revealed that he had deleted the post but this did not stop Nigerians from cracking jokes on the prophecy. Social media in Nigeria is abuzz with these jokes and it goes on and on with no end in sight.

Below are some of the jokes:

TB Joshua

What TB Joshua Saw
What TB Joshua Saw

So much for a lot of predictions….. T. B. Joshua for example

 A man who couldn’t see the collapse of his guest house but could see the result of American election results

Apparently Prophet TB Joshua is not the only one being forced to  swallow his words, as per the new US elected President’s victory. Another prominent Nigerian  Nobel Laureate Professor Wole Soyinka who was reported to have said some few days ago that if Trump wins the election he would tear up his green card is under attack as well.

  Oh! And trust Nigerians to make jokes about it and also blast him on his comments. Earlier Wole Soyinka had said according to reports from Guardian :

“If in the unlikely event he does win, the first thing he’ll do is to say [that] all green-card holders must reapply to come back into the US. Well, I’m not waiting for that,” said Soyinka, who is scholar-in-residence at New York University’s Institute of African American Affairs this autumn. “The moment they announce his victory, I will cut my green card myself and start packing up.”

Now, they are calls from Nigerians that he should pack up and return to Nigeria. But the jokes abound too.

Here are a few:

Dear @channelstv kindly send a camera crew to Wole Soyinka’s house. We would like to watch the green card tearing ceremony ON AIR. Thanks 😫😰 
 

Oops! Looks like TB Joshua is not the only one who entered this pot of boiling soup.

Cheers!

 

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