• Never ask a cab in Lagos to take you to a place without a proper description and a firm negotiation. Else he would drop you off half way or ask you to pay him an additional fees.
• Never eat cake and malt immediately after you have a child else your tummy would never return to its size.
• Never tell your present spouse  that you saw your ex  spouse,  else there would be golf war in your house.
• Never prevent a teenager from bearing the consequences of his or her action,else he or she would never learn from their mistakes.
• Never marry a man just because he can take care of your financial needs, else you will be a slave to unhappiness and a lack of satisfaction.
• Never think that because you suffered with a dude he would keep you beside him else disappointment would be like *yimu* I told you so.
• Never! Never! Never make a woman unhappy, else she would nag you all your  life and drive you to an early grave.

Cheers!