- Never ask a cab in Lagos to take you to a place without a proper description and a firm negotiation. Else he would drop you off half way or ask you to pay him an additional fees.
- Never eat cake and malt immediately after you have a child else your tummy would never return to its size.
- Never tell your present spouse that you saw your ex spouse, else there would be golf war in your house.
- Never prevent a teenager from bearing the consequences of his or her action,else he or she would never learn from their mistakes.
- Never marry a man just because he can take care of your financial needs, else you will be a slave to unhappiness and a lack of satisfaction.
- Never think that because you suffered with a dude he would keep you beside him else disappointment would be like *yimu* I told you so.
- Never! Never! Never make a woman unhappy, else she would nag you all your life and drive you to an early grave.